tis the SPOOOOOOOKY SEASON/ MONSTER MASH

holloween is the best! if you deny it i will come over there hand you a knuckle sandwich. you will be lying if you say you dont like free treats, ZANY costumes, cold weather approaching, great 80s music like dead mans party, pumpkins, and last but not least FESTIVE CEREAL! but this blog i would like to focus on festive cereal. these cereals including count chocula, boo berry, and franken berry. They are the best things that god and general meals have ever created.

I have heard of many house holds who take the cereal out of the boxes, to pour them into containers, or just leave them in bags, so i have provided you visual refrence for when your hungry.

Count Chocula: The accepted leader of the Monster Cereal Trio, Count Chocula is also the only one blessed by being sold all year. Franken Berry comes and goes, while Boo Berry only turns up for four hours on October 12th before vanishing again and swearing on Ma Boo's grave that he never came to begin with. Chocolate to the core with marshmallows three shades lighter than the kibble, Count Chocula has always been my personal favorite.

I always swallow Franken Berry with glee sheerly for the merits of it being Franken Berry. One of the few surviving all-strawberry kid cereals on the market, the pink beast graciously accepts that his role has been diminished, showing no signs of ill-will towards the Count for having to sit in a dark cave from November through September. A bit cautious and wimpy in the old commercials, Franken Berry nonetheless charmed children everywhere with his head-clock accessory and unending supply of marshmallows.


Boo Berry: The mysterious and misunderstood Boo Berry has long been the rogue of the trio, outlasting Frute Brute and Fruity Mummy, but unable to capture worldwide affections on levels necessary to stay available all year. Strictly sold during the Halloween season nowadays, Boo Berry has evolved from a crude, bored blue ghoul with a strong white outline to a happy, hip Casper ripoff with a nominal white outline. The cereal has a much stronger flavor that you might imagine; it's probably the most mouth-explosive of the trio, and is often celebrated among underground fetishist circles for adding a neon green tint to one's feces. Yeah Boo, you rock the party.

i have provided you with a top secret recepie for your hunger needs

THE MONSTER MASH!!!

1 cup franken berry
1 cup count chocula
1 cup boo berry
20 Oz milk

you can only make the monster mash around halloween time, so keep that in mind. Unless you load up on the cerals during the spooky season, to eat them at a later time. you pour the franken berry count chocula and boo berry and a large, but small bowl. the ghouls and ghosts will help you mix them togeather with your "clean" hands or spoon. once mixed togeather you pour the milk on slowly making the best BREAKFEAST TREAT of your life!!
p.s. its a special treat if you eat it wile watching the movie "WEIRD SCIENCE"



It can, and the results are nothing short of life-threateningly exciting. I can't believe I've lived on this planet for two and a half decades and never once thought to merge all three Monster Cereals into one happy bowl of Halloween doom. General Mills should sooo follow suit and market the stuff as Monster Mash Cereal. It could start a whole new breakfast revolution, giving off the kind of morning meal shockwaves that haven't been felt since the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee persuaded Scrooge to stop being an asshole. Of course, I expect 10% of gross profits for conceiving this idea which I'm sure not a single person ever has ever had before. Don't lie.

Each spoonful is a new surprise, Happy Halloween.

now go get full, and scared.!