Monday, September 29, 2008

mike banda AKA: badass

banta i knew you where clever, but i didnt know you where this clever. if you didnt know, banta got busted for dealing drugs through a squeeler at the highschool. he has had his phone taken away, and hasnt talked to anyone until he got on myspace to write this great great bulliten titled Kankle is a bitch (kankle is referring to officer kankle, the school cop) enjoy.

hey everyone if you need any drungs DO NOT call me! and just so everyone knows what happend, i got fucked by the long dick of the law and then i got fucked again by the even longer dick of of my parents. so i probably wont be talking to any of you for a while if ever again.

and dont do drugs either unless your addicted already, and if that is the case dont get cought!!

oh ya and whoever told kankle that i sell drugs, FUCK YOU!! and i hope karma gets you killed you BITCH!

PS> jasen richy and colton palmer suck fat ass dick not to mention each others so if one of you two read this FUCK YOU CUNT! haha your both fuckk ass pussy's! so keep suckin your dick ass wholes haha and im not joking either! =)=)=)


its like a picture book ON STEROIDS!!

As i have recently been moving, parting my ways from the mom and pops i have not had time to write in my party journal. Luckily my good friend Jeremy (pronounced with a soft J) came over to get me up and running, well i might not just say he came over, because i had to lure him over, by bribing him with DEATH STIX. I try not to help people get ahold of these so called DEATH STIX, because they will kill ya yaddadimean? but i just had to get them for him because as much as he may or may not be addicted to DEATH STIX, is maybe as much as i may be addicted to this world wide web. THANKS YAIREMY.



So i have been doing very many things now being a man of freedom. i have been searching the world for items to spice up my bachelor pad if you will. that said i am thinking i may go to the local deseret industries to see if i can find some rico suave shizza, i also hear they have love potion number 9 there. maybe in the future in my blog i will put a photo of my pad, and we will see how that love potion number 9 works out




first things first. there was a snowboarding premier at my place of schooling UVU it was it was 2 well anticipated films by the mack dawg production company, Double Decade and Down with People. pretty much Double Decade was decent, and Down with People kicked all to the n-the degree. it was full of badasses, and you know how much i love badasses!

preparing for the movies to start!! WOO HOO


since last time i have written i have done many other feats of fun. this weekend was a hollapalooza of activities, it all started out with a camping trip, this camping trip was no ordanary camping, it was like CAMPING ON STEROIDS!! we got their at 1 am completely unprepared for the nights events. these events that took place included unwelcome predators: FREAKIN PIG SCUM oink oink, and racoons the size of elephants. you heard me corectly! THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS!! and even forest rangers that woke up on the wrong side of the bed. talk about mean. in the end we all had dirty hair a 120 dollar ticket, bellies full of one man band, and great stories to tell. thanks courtny1, courtny2+bff=love, laura, brandon, tyler, paige, subrina, ezra, austin, and rocky the racoon and friends!

ezra and i, doin what we do best!


KEEP ME WARM!!


the next day was SEGO festival some friends and i started with a bike ride to rock canyon ampitheater where awaiting where several local musicians, some where good, some where bad, and some where FREAKIN WAY GOOD, with fake alchahol and really really really cute dancing girls on the side. this night ended with some dancing at forest world sore legs.

the castle stage


jake and i tryin to look cool


JP Haynie at the hippie stage


cute girls like anime


ratts nest


the day of jesuses came around and me and trevor made it to david farmers mission farewhell. he will be well missed, some small talk was traded then we left our ways, only to meet around 5 to go to the SIGUR ROS concert, we traveled a ways to the large and in charge saltair where the show was to happen. we got there and ben accadently locked the keys in the trunk, we proceded to break the window to get the keys out, and we all new that this was our bad luck for going on sunday. we got the keys and went to the venue, sigur ros was amazing and now i can die happy. we made it home at a decent hour, all to go to sleep and wake up for school the next morning. pictures will be posted in the near future.







it is monday now and austin and i have big plans for the week! we have been e-babbay babbaying some COMPLETLEY random items for gas money to drive to ocean beach califorina where my sisters humble house hold is waiting for us to stay, we will live like vagabond gypsies for a few days, skate boarding and going to mexico. i will update you, or maybe just me with photos. ECT! im very excite!







-love borat sagadiev

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

_____ drugs and rock and roll

you may have wondered about this title seeing i left the word sex out of it. i did this because i wanted to post a blog about sex drugs and rock and roll. but i dont really know about sex so i will just skip it. So recently i have learned about a traveling show preformed in the ninteen seventies. This was no ordanary show, the bands participating in this show rode a train throughout canada stopping the train at the venues played, and also stoping the train and places the band members wanted to stop, such as historical towns, and liquor stores. the bands involved in this festival express where including The Greatful Dead(with Jerry Garcia), The Buddy Guy blues band, Sha Na Na, and even janis joplin. The footage floating around of this festival is really sweet! and it all over youtube! haha HIPPIES ROCK!

this is a clip of those crazy hippie musicians probably high on booze making music on the train traveling to their next show


the greatful dead


janice joplin-watch her spaz its sweet!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

wake me up when september ends

Dane is a great friend of mine. he has cleverly worded and posted this bullaton on myspace i think its quite funny and i hope you enjoy as well.

i bet you 5 thousand dollars Mr. STEVEN D! Mr. skateboarding OG! Mr. Tell me what to throw and i'll throw it down within three! MR. Tight pants WIDE stance! Mr. "that one scared me" when really WE ALL KNOW it not only didnt scare you but you had already landed it on demand all day since the 9TH GRADE! Mr. DECLINE! Mr. WWJD Mr. tramp skate legend! Mr. PARK CITY more than school or work or anything! Mr. Cover of Steez magazine! Mr. "dane are you alright man? your leg looks a little.. woobly doobly... and your foot is facing the complete opposite direction it should be.. that cant be normal... ME? im totally fine and so is corey so i'll stay with you and your broken ass leg while corey goes and gets his mom and some advil if your lucky" hahahahaha love you man. Mr. SON OF WAYNE haha everything i said about you being a phoney was OBVIOUSLY a joke and put to shame a long long time ago so im posting another bulletin to set the record straight! your a pro at all you do and i thank you for dragging me along all the years forcing me to commit and gain merely HALF of your skills simply by osmosis and imitation... but you see... my name is ALSO stephen D... and i'll be taking that 5 thousand dollars you owe me in all Washingtons ... CUZ IM GONNA MAKE IT RAAAIIIN, SUCKA!!!!!
Bringing utah county outta the drought for good!!!

LO
VE

call me anytime you wanna throw down, steve.



i'll be there so quick!
lets skate the pain away.




summer has come! The snow has melted.




so,
im sure i'll be seein you soon. takin the streets back one terrible excruciating injury at a time.




In the name of her.




peace!

stuck in the slammajamma

max



In my mind blogging seems to be some sort of a journal, a psycadelic technological journal of coolness, because noeone wants to get a pencil and sit down with a little book to write in, at least i do not feel like doing that. It is much more pleasent listening to my favorite jams, talking to friends, and right now smelling the sweet scent of my mothers home cooked sunday meal! as writing this i have learned from my mom that my brother is back in the slammer. TALK ABOUT BUSTED! I dont believe I am as sad as i should be, because he has been there numerous times and it didnt come as a suprise, also because Mo (Morgan Jennings) called me late on saturday telling me he saw someone that looked like my brother getting arrested in P.G. So i knew it may have happend. My brother is way cool and we will see eventually how long he will be in there for, hey and at least he left his slayer shirt for me to take care of!!??

Saturday, September 20, 2008

AUSTIN..........

I jumped on the band wagon. now lets take some gad jam photos for this shizzle

P.S. i cant get enough of this video

hardy har har

this snowboarding teaser is one of my favorites woot woot

blogs seem to be the thing of the future


-HELLO I AM STEVEN-

As technology advances i believe that my mind advances. first internet came out, then I made an e-mail account to get take advantage of this new technology, then i started using internet messaging. Next Tom and God teamed up to make myspace (a place for friends) people eventually told me this was for little kids, and that facebook was cool. So i did that shiznit. leading me right to this. FREAKIN BLEEGGNOG BLOGGING. we will see how this compares