Zombies Adrift in Cougar Town

I have lived in cougar town for a few weeks now. Cougar town has the best football team in the entire world! However football is not the only thing that goes down on usual nights here, as I have been pushing mongo around town and doing pop-o-wheelies I started to see some sort of change happening around twelve o clock. Just before the clock hits 12 all of the Zoobies, get to their homes and turn off their lights. I was wondering why it was that they would go to sleep so early, perhaps then knew something that I didn’t. This kept me curious for a few days before the “dreaded night” happened. It all started off with me, and Morgan Jennings where bored and my house, feeling it was a somewhat nice Thursday night we got the Idea to go riding skateboards. We got in his car to mongo around the high school. This was good times, but we felt that their would be a better place to CATCH SOME AIR. We went to a somewhat new zoobie living hotspot, because we needed to find skateboarding obstacles. We where being loud out front having a grand old time, when Morgan says to me “what is that noise”. We look up in the zoobie headquarters to see some, what we though where to be BYU students dancing to Shakira’s hit “hips don’t lie”. We though it was pretty funny so we hid behind a power box to watch for a little longer. As we watched it appeared that they where not dancing. They looked like they where floating in an odd motion. Mo turned and asked me if I was seeing what he was, I said yes and we looked back quickly, only to find that they where gone. We thought this was weird, but we just though we where seeing things. We continued to CATCH AIR, when we noticed a couple get out of their car wich we had been skating by, not knowing they where their the whole time. We just figured they where SOAKING, the new hip thing to do in cougar town. By now the clock showed 12:45 and we where growing sleepy. We slowed down with our skateboarding and stopped to talk about adventures to be had the following day. A boy and a girl walked by us, not even talking to each other and climbed into a different car. They turned the car on but didn’t drive it anywhere. Me and Morgan, being the snoops we are snuck around to hide in the trees and see what was really going on. We peered through a bush to see that soaking was not the event taking place. We couldn’t believe what our eyes where seeing, there was BLOOD SUCKING going on!!??(Story continued by Morgan spencer jennings)........We looked at eachother astonished by what our eyes had just gaized upon. We realized that these were not zoobies THEY WERE MOTHERTRUCKIN' ZOMBIES!!!!!! Steve and myself made a quick dash behind the bush to hopefully not be seen by zombies who we thought were some normal zoobs doing there normal after dark SOAK!! we thought to ourselves that the zoobies obviously turn into zombies after dark.... so they try to control the zombie zoobs by keeping them cooped up in there dorms but Zombies crave fresh air and FRESH HUMAN blood...
Steve and i soon heard footsteps behind us and to our dismay it was a red head the next worst thing but we were not worried about this fire crotch so we tried to warn him of the blood sucking zombies ahead but he just ignored us and journeyed on ward and just like we thought we watched the zombies lurk up too this innocent red head and take him down and turn this once red head into a ZOMBIE......... me steve made a slick move to the car being unseen by the zombies i scrambled for my keys finally i got a solid grip on my keys and turned the ignition, the egine sputtered and cought the attention of the zombies.. me and steve realized that we were going to have to travel by foot if my car didn't start.. so we made a break for it they were three zombies and two of us... we noticed that the wendy's was a safe place for non-zombie humans.... so thats we made a break for.. The were two zobies ahead of us and one behind us.... we needed to figure out a way to lose them or even better DESTROY them... one approached steve giving me a chance to break away steve jotted to the left and then jolted to the right the zombie was to low and broke both his ankles steve quickly curb checked the crap out of the hopeless zombie destroying its zombieness forever.... one down and two to go we were getting closer to our destination... we still had a zombie on our tail and a one ahead me steve noticed bicycle rack ahead and noticed it was full of hip fixed gear bicycles and hurry and tore the spokes off a few of them as we dashed past... we had to act quick so me and steve decided to put our mighty duck powers to the test and separated to destroy the zombies... steve ran straight up a light pole doing a quadruple backflip 1080 and stunning the zombie by stabbing it right in the heart destroying the 2nd zombie... i decide to launch myself into the earths external atmosphere by launching off a fire hydrant and doing a chuck norris 1260 off a stop light and stabbed the last zombie right in the face... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! steve and I exchanged high fives as we entered the holy Wendy's .. so steve and i treated ourselves to some junior bacons and a safe rest of the night at steves Crib........ talk about another night of defeating evil and mystic creatures... from that night forward me and steve decided to really watch our backs if we ever had to be in zoobie town at such a time again....The End..



Story key
Cougar Town-Home of the Brigham Young University Cougars
Mongo- Wacky way of skateboarding
Zoobies-clever name for byu students
Soaking-look up definition at www. urbandictionary. com!!
Chuck Norris-the most badass actor/booty kicker of all time, fully equipt with the best mustache of mankind.

tis the SPOOOOOOOKY SEASON/ MONSTER MASH

holloween is the best! if you deny it i will come over there hand you a knuckle sandwich. you will be lying if you say you dont like free treats, ZANY costumes, cold weather approaching, great 80s music like dead mans party, pumpkins, and last but not least FESTIVE CEREAL! but this blog i would like to focus on festive cereal. these cereals including count chocula, boo berry, and franken berry. They are the best things that god and general meals have ever created.

I have heard of many house holds who take the cereal out of the boxes, to pour them into containers, or just leave them in bags, so i have provided you visual refrence for when your hungry.

Count Chocula: The accepted leader of the Monster Cereal Trio, Count Chocula is also the only one blessed by being sold all year. Franken Berry comes and goes, while Boo Berry only turns up for four hours on October 12th before vanishing again and swearing on Ma Boo's grave that he never came to begin with. Chocolate to the core with marshmallows three shades lighter than the kibble, Count Chocula has always been my personal favorite.

I always swallow Franken Berry with glee sheerly for the merits of it being Franken Berry. One of the few surviving all-strawberry kid cereals on the market, the pink beast graciously accepts that his role has been diminished, showing no signs of ill-will towards the Count for having to sit in a dark cave from November through September. A bit cautious and wimpy in the old commercials, Franken Berry nonetheless charmed children everywhere with his head-clock accessory and unending supply of marshmallows.


Boo Berry: The mysterious and misunderstood Boo Berry has long been the rogue of the trio, outlasting Frute Brute and Fruity Mummy, but unable to capture worldwide affections on levels necessary to stay available all year. Strictly sold during the Halloween season nowadays, Boo Berry has evolved from a crude, bored blue ghoul with a strong white outline to a happy, hip Casper ripoff with a nominal white outline. The cereal has a much stronger flavor that you might imagine; it's probably the most mouth-explosive of the trio, and is often celebrated among underground fetishist circles for adding a neon green tint to one's feces. Yeah Boo, you rock the party.

i have provided you with a top secret recepie for your hunger needs

THE MONSTER MASH!!!

1 cup franken berry
1 cup count chocula
1 cup boo berry
20 Oz milk

you can only make the monster mash around halloween time, so keep that in mind. Unless you load up on the cerals during the spooky season, to eat them at a later time. you pour the franken berry count chocula and boo berry and a large, but small bowl. the ghouls and ghosts will help you mix them togeather with your "clean" hands or spoon. once mixed togeather you pour the milk on slowly making the best BREAKFEAST TREAT of your life!!
p.s. its a special treat if you eat it wile watching the movie "WEIRD SCIENCE"



It can, and the results are nothing short of life-threateningly exciting. I can't believe I've lived on this planet for two and a half decades and never once thought to merge all three Monster Cereals into one happy bowl of Halloween doom. General Mills should sooo follow suit and market the stuff as Monster Mash Cereal. It could start a whole new breakfast revolution, giving off the kind of morning meal shockwaves that haven't been felt since the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee persuaded Scrooge to stop being an asshole. Of course, I expect 10% of gross profits for conceiving this idea which I'm sure not a single person ever has ever had before. Don't lie.

Each spoonful is a new surprise, Happy Halloween.

now go get full, and scared.!

skateboarding is sweet

i figured out that skateboarding is probably the coolest thing to do

im a tourist

austin and I planned this trip to califorina/mexico last second. Since we are poor college students we would attempt to eat cheap, and draft behind deisels for good gas mileage. we did tons of fun things such as skating rob park, boogie boarding, sand castle making, we even caught crabs? and thank you kelly, eric, and genetelia truntchbowl for everything if you read this!


us living on the edge(drafting)






ocean beach has tons of hippies


the roller coaster at mission beach




coronado




the pier




Tiajuana