Sunday, September 21, 2008

wake me up when september ends

Dane is a great friend of mine. he has cleverly worded and posted this bullaton on myspace i think its quite funny and i hope you enjoy as well.

i bet you 5 thousand dollars Mr. STEVEN D! Mr. skateboarding OG! Mr. Tell me what to throw and i'll throw it down within three! MR. Tight pants WIDE stance! Mr. "that one scared me" when really WE ALL KNOW it not only didnt scare you but you had already landed it on demand all day since the 9TH GRADE! Mr. DECLINE! Mr. WWJD Mr. tramp skate legend! Mr. PARK CITY more than school or work or anything! Mr. Cover of Steez magazine! Mr. "dane are you alright man? your leg looks a little.. woobly doobly... and your foot is facing the complete opposite direction it should be.. that cant be normal... ME? im totally fine and so is corey so i'll stay with you and your broken ass leg while corey goes and gets his mom and some advil if your lucky" hahahahaha love you man. Mr. SON OF WAYNE haha everything i said about you being a phoney was OBVIOUSLY a joke and put to shame a long long time ago so im posting another bulletin to set the record straight! your a pro at all you do and i thank you for dragging me along all the years forcing me to commit and gain merely HALF of your skills simply by osmosis and imitation... but you see... my name is ALSO stephen D... and i'll be taking that 5 thousand dollars you owe me in all Washingtons ... CUZ IM GONNA MAKE IT RAAAIIIN, SUCKA!!!!!
Bringing utah county outta the drought for good!!!

LO
VE

call me anytime you wanna throw down, steve.



i'll be there so quick!
lets skate the pain away.




summer has come! The snow has melted.




so,
im sure i'll be seein you soon. takin the streets back one terrible excruciating injury at a time.




In the name of her.




peace!

1 comment:

Ashley Nichole said...

i actually read this bulletin before. i dont know who posted it though, but i laughed :)