Monday, December 15, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
jujyfruits
i find my self listening to kozy one o six point seven on the radio. due to the Christmas season it has all the best festive songs to cheer me up, however this is not what cheers me up mostly. what cheers me up is when the commercials come on and the paddick filipe one plays. its goodness rings dear to my ears, and i hope of owning a paddick flilipe for myself one day, and passing it on from generation to generation. please tell me you have heard this commercial!
Friday, November 14, 2008
GO TO THIS LINK!!
the best game of all time, BUTT FREAKIN!
http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jizz/play.php
http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jizz/play.php
Monday, November 10, 2008
wall of shame!
there is a wall of shame at my house! if you can find where it is hidden, it is the funniest thing you will ever see. GUERENTEED!
Monday, November 3, 2008
Sunday, November 2, 2008
provo trail in the autumn time
a pleasant fall skate with morgan and alec!
i have quite enjoyabe polaroids as well, they will be posted when i get acess to a scanner.
i have quite enjoyabe polaroids as well, they will be posted when i get acess to a scanner.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Zombies Adrift in Cougar Town
I have lived in cougar town for a few weeks now. Cougar town has the best football team in the entire world! However football is not the only thing that goes down on usual nights here, as I have been pushing mongo around town and doing pop-o-wheelies I started to see some sort of change happening around twelve o clock. Just before 
the clock hits 12 all of the Zoobies, get to their homes and turn off their lights. I was wondering why it was that they would go to sleep so early, perhaps then knew something that I didn’t. This kept me curious for a few days before the “dreaded night” happened. It all started off with me, and Morgan Jennings where bored and my house, feeling it was a somewhat nice Thursday night we got the Idea to go riding skateboards. We got in his car to mongo around the high school. This was good times, but we felt that their would be a better place to CATCH SOME AIR. We went to a somewhat new zoobie living hotspot, because we needed to find skateboarding obstacles. We where being loud out front having a grand old time, when Morgan says to me “what is that noise”. We look up in the zoobie headquarters to see some, what we though where to be BYU students dancing to Shakira’s hit “hips don’t lie”. We though it was pretty funny so we hid behind a power box to watch for a little longer. As we watched it appeared that they where not dancing. They looked like they where floating in an odd motion. Mo turned and asked me if I was seeing what he was, I said yes and we looked back quickly, only to find that they where gone. We thought this was weird, but we just though we where seeing things. We continued to CATCH AIR, when we noticed a couple get out of their car wich we had been skating by, not knowing they where their the whole time. We just figured they where SOAKING, the new hip thing to do in cougar town. By now the clock showed 12:45 and we where growing sleepy. We slowed down with our skateboarding and stopped to talk about adventures to be had the following day. A boy and a girl walked by us, not even talking to each other and climbed into a different car. They turned the car on but didn’t drive it anywhere. Me and Morgan, being the snoops we are snuck around to hide in the trees and see what was really going on. We peered through a bush to see that soaking was not the event taking place. We couldn’t believe what our eyes where seeing, there was BLOOD SUCKING going on!!??(Story continued by Morgan spencer jennings)........We looked at eachother astonished by what our eyes had just gaized upon. We realized that these were not zoobies THEY WERE MOTHERTRUCKIN' ZOMBIES!!!!!! Steve and myself made a quick dash behind the bush to hopefully not be seen by zombies who we thought were some normal zoobs doing there normal after dark SOAK!! we thought to ourselves that the zoobies obviously turn into zombies after dark.... so they try to control the zombie zoobs by keeping them cooped up in there dorms but Zombies crave fresh air and FRESH HUMAN blood...
Steve and i soon heard footsteps behind us and to our dismay it was a red head the next worst thing but we were not worried about this fire crotch so we tried to warn him of the blood sucking zombies ahead but he just ignored us and journeyed on ward and just like we thought we watched the zombies lurk up too this innocent red head and take him down and turn this once red head into a ZOMBIE......... me steve made a slick move to the car being unseen by the zombies i scrambled for my keys finally i got a solid grip on my keys and turned the ignition, the egine sputtered and cought the attention of the zombies.. me and steve realized that we were going to have to travel by foot if my car didn't start.. so we made a break for it they were three zombies and two of us... we noticed that the wendy's was a safe place for non-zombie humans.... so thats we made a break for.. The were two zobies ahead of us and one behind us.... we needed to figure out a way to lose them or even better DESTROY them... one approached steve giving me a chance to break away steve jotted to the left and then jolted to the right the zombie was to low and broke both his ankles steve quickly curb checked the crap out of the hopeless zombie destroying its zombieness forever.... one down and two to go we were getting closer to our destination... we still had a zombie on our tail and a one ahead me steve noticed bicycle rack ahead and noticed it was full of hip fixed gear bicycles and hurry and tore the spokes off a few of them as we dashed past... we had to act quick so me and steve decided to put our mighty duck powers to the test and separated to destroy the zombies... steve ran straight up a light pole doing a quadruple backflip 1080 and stunning the zombie by stabbing it right in the heart destroying the 2nd zombie... i decide to launch myself into the earths external atmosphere by launching off a fire hydrant and doing a chuck norris 1260 off a stop light and stabbed the last zombie right in the face... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! steve and I exchanged high fives as we entered the holy Wendy's .. so steve and i treated ourselves to some junior bacons and a safe rest of the night at steves Crib........ talk about another night of defeating evil and mystic creatures... from that night forward me and steve decided to really watch our backs if we ever had to be in zoobie town at such a time again....The End..
Story key
Cougar Town-Home of the Brigham Young University Cougars
Mongo- Wacky way of skateboarding
Zoobies-clever name for byu students
Soaking-look up definition at www. urbandictionary. com!!
Chuck Norris-the most badass actor/booty kicker of all time, fully equipt with the best mustache of mankind.
the clock hits 12 all of the Zoobies, get to their homes and turn off their lights. I was wondering why it was that they would go to sleep so early, perhaps then knew something that I didn’t. This kept me curious for a few days before the “dreaded night” happened. It all started off with me, and Morgan Jennings where bored and my house, feeling it was a somewhat nice Thursday night we got the Idea to go riding skateboards. We got in his car to mongo around the high school. This was good times, but we felt that their would be a better place to CATCH SOME AIR. We went to a somewhat new zoobie living hotspot, because we needed to find skateboarding obstacles. We where being loud out front having a grand old time, when Morgan says to me “what is that noise”. We look up in the zoobie headquarters to see some, what we though where to be BYU students dancing to Shakira’s hit “hips don’t lie”. We though it was pretty funny so we hid behind a power box to watch for a little longer. As we watched it appeared that they where not dancing. They looked like they where floating in an odd motion. Mo turned and asked me if I was seeing what he was, I said yes and we looked back quickly, only to find that they where gone. We thought this was weird, but we just though we where seeing things. We continued to CATCH AIR, when we noticed a couple get out of their car wich we had been skating by, not knowing they where their the whole time. We just figured they where SOAKING, the new hip thing to do in cougar town. By now the clock showed 12:45 and we where growing sleepy. We slowed down with our skateboarding and stopped to talk about adventures to be had the following day. A boy and a girl walked by us, not even talking to each other and climbed into a different car. They turned the car on but didn’t drive it anywhere. Me and Morgan, being the snoops we are snuck around to hide in the trees and see what was really going on. We peered through a bush to see that soaking was not the event taking place. We couldn’t believe what our eyes where seeing, there was BLOOD SUCKING going on!!??(Story continued by Morgan spencer jennings)........We looked at eachother astonished by what our eyes had just gaized upon. We realized that these were not zoobies THEY WERE MOTHERTRUCKIN' ZOMBIES!!!!!! Steve and myself made a quick dash behind the bush to hopefully not be seen by zombies who we thought were some normal zoobs doing there normal after dark SOAK!! we thought to ourselves that the zoobies obviously turn into zombies after dark.... so they try to control the zombie zoobs by keeping them cooped up in there dorms but Zombies crave fresh air and FRESH HUMAN blood...
Steve and i soon heard footsteps behind us and to our dismay it was a red head the next worst thing but we were not worried about this fire crotch so we tried to warn him of the blood sucking zombies ahead but he just ignored us and journeyed on ward and just like we thought we watched the zombies lurk up too this innocent red head and take him down and turn this once red head into a ZOMBIE......... me steve made a slick move to the car being unseen by the zombies i scrambled for my keys finally i got a solid grip on my keys and turned the ignition, the egine sputtered and cought the attention of the zombies.. me and steve realized that we were going to have to travel by foot if my car didn't start.. so we made a break for it they were three zombies and two of us... we noticed that the wendy's was a safe place for non-zombie humans.... so thats we made a break for.. The were two zobies ahead of us and one behind us.... we needed to figure out a way to lose them or even better DESTROY them... one approached steve giving me a chance to break away steve jotted to the left and then jolted to the right the zombie was to low and broke both his ankles steve quickly curb checked the crap out of the hopeless zombie destroying its zombieness forever.... one down and two to go we were getting closer to our destination... we still had a zombie on our tail and a one ahead me steve noticed bicycle rack ahead and noticed it was full of hip fixed gear bicycles and hurry and tore the spokes off a few of them as we dashed past... we had to act quick so me and steve decided to put our mighty duck powers to the test and separated to destroy the zombies... steve ran straight up a light pole doing a quadruple backflip 1080 and stunning the zombie by stabbing it right in the heart destroying the 2nd zombie... i decide to launch myself into the earths external atmosphere by launching off a fire hydrant and doing a chuck norris 1260 off a stop light and stabbed the last zombie right in the face... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! steve and I exchanged high fives as we entered the holy Wendy's .. so steve and i treated ourselves to some junior bacons and a safe rest of the night at steves Crib........ talk about another night of defeating evil and mystic creatures... from that night forward me and steve decided to really watch our backs if we ever had to be in zoobie town at such a time again....The End..
Story key
Cougar Town-Home of the Brigham Young University Cougars
Mongo- Wacky way of skateboarding
Zoobies-clever name for byu students
Soaking-look up definition at www. urbandictionary. com!!
Chuck Norris-the most badass actor/booty kicker of all time, fully equipt with the best mustache of mankind.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
tis the SPOOOOOOOKY SEASON/ MONSTER MASH
holloween is the best! if you deny it i will come over there hand you a knuckle sandwich. you will be lying if you say you dont like free treats, ZANY costumes, cold weather approaching, great 80s music like dead mans party, pumpkins, and last but not least FESTIVE CEREAL! but this blog i would like to focus on festive cereal. these cereals including count chocula, boo berry, and franken berry. They are the best things that god and general meals have ever created.
I have heard of many house holds who take the cereal out of the boxes, to pour them into containers, or just leave them in bags, so i have provided you visual refrence for when your hungry.
Count Chocula: The accepted leader of the Monster Cereal Trio, Count Chocula is also the only one blessed by being sold all year. Franken Berry comes and goes, while Boo Berry only turns up for four hours on October 12th before vanishing again and swearing on Ma Boo's grave that he never came to begin with. Chocolate to the core with marshmallows three shades lighter than the kibble, Count Chocula has always been my personal favorite.
I always swallow Franken Berry with glee sheerly for the merits of it being Franken Berry. One of the few surviving all-strawberry kid cereals on the market, the pink beast graciously accepts that his role has been diminished, showing no signs of ill-will towards the Count for having to sit in a dark cave from November through September. A bit cautious and wimpy in the old commercials, Franken Berry nonetheless charmed children everywhere with his head-clock accessory and unending supply of marshmallows.
Boo Berry: The mysterious and misunderstood Boo Berry has long been the rogue of the trio, outlasting Frute Brute and Fruity Mummy, but unable to capture worldwide affections on levels necessary to stay available all year. Strictly sold during the Halloween season nowadays, Boo Berry has evolved from a crude, bored blue ghoul with a strong white outline to a happy, hip Casper ripoff with a nominal white outline. The cereal has a much stronger flavor that you might imagine; it's probably the most mouth-explosive of the trio, and is often celebrated among underground fetishist circles for adding a neon green tint to one's feces. Yeah Boo, you rock the party.
i have provided you with a top secret recepie for your hunger needs
THE MONSTER MASH!!!
1 cup franken berry
1 cup count chocula
1 cup boo berry
20 Oz milk
you can only make the monster mash around halloween time, so keep that in mind. Unless you load up on the cerals during the spooky season, to eat them at a later time. you pour the franken berry count chocula and boo berry and a large, but small bowl. the ghouls and ghosts will help you mix them togeather with your "clean" hands or spoon. once mixed togeather you pour the milk on slowly making the best BREAKFEAST TREAT of your life!!
p.s. its a special treat if you eat it wile watching the movie "WEIRD SCIENCE"
It can, and the results are nothing short of life-threateningly exciting. I can't believe I've lived on this planet for two and a half decades and never once thought to merge all three Monster Cereals into one happy bowl of Halloween doom. General Mills should sooo follow suit and market the stuff as Monster Mash Cereal. It could start a whole new breakfast revolution, giving off the kind of morning meal shockwaves that haven't been felt since the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee persuaded Scrooge to stop being an asshole. Of course, I expect 10% of gross profits for conceiving this idea which I'm sure not a single person ever has ever had before. Don't lie.
Each spoonful is a new surprise, Happy Halloween.
now go get full, and scared.!
I have heard of many house holds who take the cereal out of the boxes, to pour them into containers, or just leave them in bags, so i have provided you visual refrence for when your hungry.
Count Chocula: The accepted leader of the Monster Cereal Trio, Count Chocula is also the only one blessed by being sold all year. Franken Berry comes and goes, while Boo Berry only turns up for four hours on October 12th before vanishing again and swearing on Ma Boo's grave that he never came to begin with. Chocolate to the core with marshmallows three shades lighter than the kibble, Count Chocula has always been my personal favorite.
I always swallow Franken Berry with glee sheerly for the merits of it being Franken Berry. One of the few surviving all-strawberry kid cereals on the market, the pink beast graciously accepts that his role has been diminished, showing no signs of ill-will towards the Count for having to sit in a dark cave from November through September. A bit cautious and wimpy in the old commercials, Franken Berry nonetheless charmed children everywhere with his head-clock accessory and unending supply of marshmallows.
Boo Berry: The mysterious and misunderstood Boo Berry has long been the rogue of the trio, outlasting Frute Brute and Fruity Mummy, but unable to capture worldwide affections on levels necessary to stay available all year. Strictly sold during the Halloween season nowadays, Boo Berry has evolved from a crude, bored blue ghoul with a strong white outline to a happy, hip Casper ripoff with a nominal white outline. The cereal has a much stronger flavor that you might imagine; it's probably the most mouth-explosive of the trio, and is often celebrated among underground fetishist circles for adding a neon green tint to one's feces. Yeah Boo, you rock the party.
i have provided you with a top secret recepie for your hunger needs
THE MONSTER MASH!!!
1 cup franken berry
1 cup count chocula
1 cup boo berry
20 Oz milk
you can only make the monster mash around halloween time, so keep that in mind. Unless you load up on the cerals during the spooky season, to eat them at a later time. you pour the franken berry count chocula and boo berry and a large, but small bowl. the ghouls and ghosts will help you mix them togeather with your "clean" hands or spoon. once mixed togeather you pour the milk on slowly making the best BREAKFEAST TREAT of your life!!
p.s. its a special treat if you eat it wile watching the movie "WEIRD SCIENCE"
It can, and the results are nothing short of life-threateningly exciting. I can't believe I've lived on this planet for two and a half decades and never once thought to merge all three Monster Cereals into one happy bowl of Halloween doom. General Mills should sooo follow suit and market the stuff as Monster Mash Cereal. It could start a whole new breakfast revolution, giving off the kind of morning meal shockwaves that haven't been felt since the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee persuaded Scrooge to stop being an asshole. Of course, I expect 10% of gross profits for conceiving this idea which I'm sure not a single person ever has ever had before. Don't lie.
Each spoonful is a new surprise, Happy Halloween.
now go get full, and scared.!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
im a tourist
austin and I planned this trip to califorina/mexico last second. Since we are poor college students we would attempt to eat cheap, and draft behind deisels for good gas mileage. we did tons of fun things such as skating rob park, boogie boarding, sand castle making, we even caught crabs? and thank you kelly, eric, and genetelia truntchbowl for everything if you read this!
us living on the edge(drafting)
ocean beach has tons of hippies
the roller coaster at mission beach
coronado
the pier
Tiajuana
us living on the edge(drafting)
ocean beach has tons of hippies
the roller coaster at mission beach
coronado
the pier
Tiajuana
Monday, September 29, 2008
mike banda AKA: badass
banta i knew you where clever, but i didnt know you where this clever. if you didnt know, banta got busted for dealing drugs through a squeeler at the highschool. he has had his phone taken away, and hasnt talked to anyone until he got on myspace to write this great great bulliten titled Kankle is a bitch (kankle is referring to officer kankle, the school cop) enjoy.
hey everyone if you need any drungs DO NOT call me! and just so everyone knows what happend, i got fucked by the long dick of the law and then i got fucked again by the even longer dick of of my parents. so i probably wont be talking to any of you for a while if ever again.
and dont do drugs either unless your addicted already, and if that is the case dont get cought!!
oh ya and whoever told kankle that i sell drugs, FUCK YOU!! and i hope karma gets you killed you BITCH!
PS> jasen richy and colton palmer suck fat ass dick not to mention each others so if one of you two read this FUCK YOU CUNT! haha your both fuckk ass pussy's! so keep suckin your dick ass wholes haha and im not joking either! =)=)=)
hey everyone if you need any drungs DO NOT call me! and just so everyone knows what happend, i got fucked by the long dick of the law and then i got fucked again by the even longer dick of of my parents. so i probably wont be talking to any of you for a while if ever again.
and dont do drugs either unless your addicted already, and if that is the case dont get cought!!
oh ya and whoever told kankle that i sell drugs, FUCK YOU!! and i hope karma gets you killed you BITCH!
PS> jasen richy and colton palmer suck fat ass dick not to mention each others so if one of you two read this FUCK YOU CUNT! haha your both fuckk ass pussy's! so keep suckin your dick ass wholes haha and im not joking either! =)=)=)
its like a picture book ON STEROIDS!!
As i have recently been moving, parting my ways from the mom and pops i have not had time to write in my party journal. Luckily my good friend Jeremy (pronounced with a soft J) came over to get me up and running, well i might not just say he came over, because i had to lure him over, by bribing him with DEATH STIX. I try not to help people get ahold of these so called DEATH STIX, because they will kill ya yaddadimean? but i just had to get them for him because as much as he may or may not be addicted to DEATH STIX, is maybe as much as i may be addicted to this world wide web. THANKS YAIREMY.
So i have been doing very many things now being a man of freedom. i have been searching the world for items to spice up my bachelor pad if you will. that said i am thinking i may go to the local deseret industries to see if i can find some rico suave shizza, i also hear they have love potion number 9 there. maybe in the future in my blog i will put a photo of my pad, and we will see how that love potion number 9 works out
first things first. there was a snowboarding premier at my place of schooling UVU it was it was 2 well anticipated films by the mack dawg production company, Double Decade and Down with People. pretty much Double Decade was decent, and Down with People kicked all to the n-the degree. it was full of badasses, and you know how much i love badasses!
preparing for the movies to start!! WOO HOO
since last time i have written i have done many other feats of fun. this weekend was a hollapalooza of activities, it all started out with a camping trip, this camping trip was no ordanary camping, it was like CAMPING ON STEROIDS!! we got their at 1 am completely unprepared for the nights events. these events that took place included unwelcome predators: FREAKIN PIG SCUM oink oink, and racoons the size of elephants. you heard me corectly! THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS!! and even forest rangers that woke up on the wrong side of the bed. talk about mean. in the end we all had dirty hair a 120 dollar ticket, bellies full of one man band, and great stories to tell. thanks courtny1, courtny2+bff=love, laura, brandon, tyler, paige, subrina, ezra, austin, and rocky the racoon and friends!
ezra and i, doin what we do best!
KEEP ME WARM!!
the next day was SEGO festival some friends and i started with a bike ride to rock canyon ampitheater where awaiting where several local musicians, some where good, some where bad, and some where FREAKIN WAY GOOD, with fake alchahol and really really really cute dancing girls on the side. this night ended with some dancing at forest world sore legs.
the castle stage
jake and i tryin to look cool
JP Haynie at the hippie stage
cute girls like anime
ratts nest
the day of jesuses came around and me and trevor made it to david farmers mission farewhell. he will be well missed, some small talk was traded then we left our ways, only to meet around 5 to go to the SIGUR ROS concert, we traveled a ways to the large and in charge saltair where the show was to happen. we got there and ben accadently locked the keys in the trunk, we proceded to break the window to get the keys out, and we all new that this was our bad luck for going on sunday. we got the keys and went to the venue, sigur ros was amazing and now i can die happy. we made it home at a decent hour, all to go to sleep and wake up for school the next morning. pictures will be posted in the near future.
it is monday now and austin and i have big plans for the week! we have been e-babbay babbaying some COMPLETLEY random items for gas money to drive to ocean beach califorina where my sisters humble house hold is waiting for us to stay, we will live like vagabond gypsies for a few days, skate boarding and going to mexico. i will update you, or maybe just me with photos. ECT! im very excite!
-love borat sagadiev
So i have been doing very many things now being a man of freedom. i have been searching the world for items to spice up my bachelor pad if you will. that said i am thinking i may go to the local deseret industries to see if i can find some rico suave shizza, i also hear they have love potion number 9 there. maybe in the future in my blog i will put a photo of my pad, and we will see how that love potion number 9 works out
first things first. there was a snowboarding premier at my place of schooling UVU it was it was 2 well anticipated films by the mack dawg production company, Double Decade and Down with People. pretty much Double Decade was decent, and Down with People kicked all to the n-the degree. it was full of badasses, and you know how much i love badasses!
preparing for the movies to start!! WOO HOO
since last time i have written i have done many other feats of fun. this weekend was a hollapalooza of activities, it all started out with a camping trip, this camping trip was no ordanary camping, it was like CAMPING ON STEROIDS!! we got their at 1 am completely unprepared for the nights events. these events that took place included unwelcome predators: FREAKIN PIG SCUM oink oink, and racoons the size of elephants. you heard me corectly! THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS!! and even forest rangers that woke up on the wrong side of the bed. talk about mean. in the end we all had dirty hair a 120 dollar ticket, bellies full of one man band, and great stories to tell. thanks courtny1, courtny2+bff=love, laura, brandon, tyler, paige, subrina, ezra, austin, and rocky the racoon and friends!
ezra and i, doin what we do best!
KEEP ME WARM!!
the next day was SEGO festival some friends and i started with a bike ride to rock canyon ampitheater where awaiting where several local musicians, some where good, some where bad, and some where FREAKIN WAY GOOD, with fake alchahol and really really really cute dancing girls on the side. this night ended with some dancing at forest world sore legs.
the castle stage
jake and i tryin to look cool
JP Haynie at the hippie stage
cute girls like anime
ratts nest
the day of jesuses came around and me and trevor made it to david farmers mission farewhell. he will be well missed, some small talk was traded then we left our ways, only to meet around 5 to go to the SIGUR ROS concert, we traveled a ways to the large and in charge saltair where the show was to happen. we got there and ben accadently locked the keys in the trunk, we proceded to break the window to get the keys out, and we all new that this was our bad luck for going on sunday. we got the keys and went to the venue, sigur ros was amazing and now i can die happy. we made it home at a decent hour, all to go to sleep and wake up for school the next morning. pictures will be posted in the near future.
it is monday now and austin and i have big plans for the week! we have been e-babbay babbaying some COMPLETLEY random items for gas money to drive to ocean beach califorina where my sisters humble house hold is waiting for us to stay, we will live like vagabond gypsies for a few days, skate boarding and going to mexico. i will update you, or maybe just me with photos. ECT! im very excite!
-love borat sagadiev
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