ITS MORE LIKE A PARTY PLACE THAN A BLOG!!!

some pictorials

2011-07-25T11:37:00.000-07:00

photo 1 peter

photo 2 david

2011-02-19T16:17:00.000-08:00

remember these good times

2010-11-16T18:11:00.000-08:00

the infamous twilight lounge (plan b) has a very fun photo booth. have to remember these good times.

her name is lucky

2010-11-12T12:33:00.000-08:00

(dragonface) she poses for pictures

kind of like that movie snow dogs

big city livin. well.

2010-09-18T15:32:00.000-07:00

i live in salt lake now, with the big sister kelly. we have a very cool house. i will continue to update this post soon.

pfound pfhone pfhotos

2010-09-04T14:19:00.000-07:00

so much has happened

2010-08-29T14:31:00.000-07:00

it has been more than a month since skate camp. i have not taken many photos in these months. so i will just write about them. summer 2010 was one of the best summers in my life. minus about 11 days of it. i have made tons of new friends, gone camping a handful of times. explored hollow mountain. Hung out under the summer sun. been to many rock concerts, but summer is over now. classes started last week at Salt Lake Community College. Me and Kelly are signing Don's contract for a house on wednesday. City life should be good. fall is about here and i can feel the air getting colder. I am dreading the winter months somewhat, and for this reason one of my favorite people is leaving town. its hard to cope with but it really does get damn cold here. Hopefully snowboarding will hold off cabin fever, and keep my mind busy until next spring.
ps. i have a photo class, so i will be taking a lot of pictures.
to my good friends i have met this summer. i will never forget you.

summer camp blag

2010-08-13T23:33:00.000-07:00

i wake up sunday morning to a few missed calls and text messages from a good friend drew. the texts said something like, wanna go to skate camp with me? i can invite one friend and the one i invited first bailed. so i called him back, told him i would try to get work off. thanks to my nice co workers i got my 4 shifts covered for that week and we left for lake sequoia about 6 hours later! this camp was the most amazing place. here are a few photos drew took of the adventure. while skating in the forest i would never imagine the crazy events that would happen in the weeks to come. broken radiator. jail time. shit.

go skateboarding day 2010

2010-06-25T01:21:00.000-07:00

great day. woke up early, met up with the biker dudes at park city park. next to oakley, then to heber. skated until our legs could not anymore. time to go to deer creek and get our swim on! here is the mini edit. TRJJ?

Go Skate Day from Jeremy Jones on Vimeo.

4 real dudz

2010-01-28T18:21:00.001-08:00

read andy's blog. http://andyearl.blogspot.com/
read morgans blog. http://oldmanjennings.blogspot.com/

DREAMZ on a 24 hour break from the ranch.

canyons with the budz

and at sundance with dylan. best bluebird pow day! you wouldnt believe how soft it was

35 mims

2009-12-27T16:48:00.001-08:00

vegas

sledtown

dont forget about this

2009-11-12T17:01:00.000-08:00

the pink motel pool

9457 San Fernando Road
Sun Valley California

818-767-3605

but really who wants to go?

skatetime

2009-10-16T22:38:00.001-07:00

blake took this photo of me

lomotime

2009-10-16T22:32:00.000-07:00

Michael Banta aka Jonas Brown

2009-06-07T23:31:00.000-07:00

i know you tried to bail, and i warned you it was a really bad idea. good thing your mom has facebook so i can be kept updated as of to where you are! haha

funniest quote

Pamela Lowther Banta- Be sure to take lots of good photos of your kids...even or especially the teens so when you need to make a missing poster, you have decent photos---not photos when his hair was long a few months ago and now he doesn't look like that!!

muahaha!

blend it

2009-04-15T18:24:00.000-07:00

mario kart

grand theft auto 4

hills and thrills!

2009-04-07T12:32:00.000-07:00

this weekend me and austin planned a last minute trip to san frisco. we invited tanner and this is how it went!

skated in the salt flats

stayed at cats. THANKS CAT!

hung with the hippies, may or may not picking up diseases.

skated the most famous spot. 3rd and army.

played with the seals.

took pictures of tourists.

saw the mo freakin huge redwoods and woke up to the golden gate.

observed the architecture.

got locked up on THE ROCK.? maybe?

took indie photos in the flatness.

wave boarding is the new roller skating! and thats a good thing.

2009-03-18T15:16:00.000-07:00

AMERICA!

2009-03-11T18:44:00.001-07:00

austin and i went snowboarding today, and we decided to film it and make a commercial
!

SQU8TING

2009-03-03T20:42:00.000-08:00

snuggie

2009-02-16T22:46:00.000-08:00

first i watched this

and then i got one, and boy is it great!

going to the snowboard dweeb convention

2009-02-03T00:39:00.000-08:00

me alec and austin attended the sia tradeshow in vegas! these are photos from the adventures

thanks kevin for letting me try on all the great neff gear!

the luxor has da best beds ever!

alec and i losing money like its 1980

THA BOSS!

st george park 4 life LOLZZ!

warp speed

DO WORK

2009-01-12T20:22:00.000-08:00

dude grind dat shit

a lift would be nice

you know what they say, one mans junk is another mans treasure!

GET TRICKS OR DIE TRYING!

dude SICK!

and im outta there

2009-01-09T16:51:00.000-08:00

in 09 rock band is blowin up

2009-01-03T18:26:00.001-08:00

dude keep singing ethan we need to pass this coldplay song.

fake cover

2009-01-03T17:47:00.000-08:00

hey tanner it looks cool!

who knows what is in store for 2009

2009-01-02T21:05:00.000-08:00

i have recieved a gift of a camera for christmas. i hope that i will use it to no avail. PICTURESGALORECYANARA!

kicking puter and taking names

2008-12-15T19:32:00.001-08:00

my new nuckle tattoos

jujyfruits

2008-12-10T11:28:00.000-08:00

i find my self listening to kozy one o six point seven on the radio. due to the Christmas season it has all the best festive songs to cheer me up, however this is not what cheers me up mostly. what cheers me up is when the commercials come on and the paddick filipe one plays. its goodness rings dear to my ears, and i hope of owning a paddick flilipe for myself one day, and passing it on from generation to generation. please tell me you have heard this commercial!

GO TO THIS LINK!!

2008-11-14T19:48:00.000-08:00

the best game of all time, BUTT FREAKIN!
http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/jizz/play.php

wall of shame!

2008-11-10T21:39:00.000-08:00

there is a wall of shame at my house! if you can find where it is hidden, it is the funniest thing you will ever see. GUERENTEED!

some of the better skateboarding ive seen

2008-11-03T14:28:00.000-08:00

dylan rieder is the BOSS

2008-11-02T19:48:00.000-08:00

jamal smith huh?

2008-11-02T11:41:00.001-08:00

provo trail in the autumn time

2008-11-02T00:21:00.000-07:00

a pleasant fall skate with morgan and alec!

i have quite enjoyabe polaroids as well, they will be posted when i get acess to a scanner.

Zombies Adrift in Cougar Town

2008-10-18T22:37:00.000-07:00

I have lived in cougar town for a few weeks now. Cougar town has the best football team in the entire world! However football is not the only thing that goes down on usual nights here, as I have been pushing mongo around town and doing pop-o-wheelies I started to see some sort of change happening around twelve o clock. Just before the clock hits 12 all of the Zoobies, get to their homes and turn off their lights. I was wondering why it was that they would go to sleep so early, perhaps then knew something that I didn’t. This kept me curious for a few days before the “dreaded night” happened. It all started off with me, and Morgan Jennings where bored and my house, feeling it was a somewhat nice Thursday night we got the Idea to go riding skateboards. We got in his car to mongo around the high school. This was good times, but we felt that their would be a better place to CATCH SOME AIR. We went to a somewhat new zoobie living hotspot, because we needed to find skateboarding obstacles. We where being loud out front having a grand old time, when Morgan says to me “what is that noise”. We look up in the zoobie headquarters to see some, what we though where to be BYU students dancing to Shakira’s hit “hips don’t lie”. We though it was pretty funny so we hid behind a power box to watch for a little longer. As we watched it appeared that they where not dancing. They looked like they where floating in an odd motion. Mo turned and asked me if I was seeing what he was, I said yes and we looked back quickly, only to find that they where gone. We thought this was weird, but we just though we where seeing things. We continued to CATCH AIR, when we noticed a couple get out of their car wich we had been skating by, not knowing they where their the whole time. We just figured they where SOAKING, the new hip thing to do in cougar town. By now the clock showed 12:45 and we where growing sleepy. We slowed down with our skateboarding and stopped to talk about adventures to be had the following day. A boy and a girl walked by us, not even talking to each other and climbed into a different car. They turned the car on but didn’t drive it anywhere. Me and Morgan, being the snoops we are snuck around to hide in the trees and see what was really going on. We peered through a bush to see that soaking was not the event taking place. We couldn’t believe what our eyes where seeing, there was BLOOD SUCKING going on!!??(Story continued by Morgan spencer jennings)........We looked at eachother astonished by what our eyes had just gaized upon. We realized that these were not zoobies THEY WERE MOTHERTRUCKIN' ZOMBIES!!!!!! Steve and myself made a quick dash behind the bush to hopefully not be seen by zombies who we thought were some normal zoobs doing there normal after dark SOAK!! we thought to ourselves that the zoobies obviously turn into zombies after dark.... so they try to control the zombie zoobs by keeping them cooped up in there dorms but Zombies crave fresh air and FRESH HUMAN blood...
Steve and i soon heard footsteps behind us and to our dismay it was a red head the next worst thing but we were not worried about this fire crotch so we tried to warn him of the blood sucking zombies ahead but he just ignored us and journeyed on ward and just like we thought we watched the zombies lurk up too this innocent red head and take him down and turn this once red head into a ZOMBIE......... me steve made a slick move to the car being unseen by the zombies i scrambled for my keys finally i got a solid grip on my keys and turned the ignition, the egine sputtered and cought the attention of the zombies.. me and steve realized that we were going to have to travel by foot if my car didn't start.. so we made a break for it they were three zombies and two of us... we noticed that the wendy's was a safe place for non-zombie humans.... so thats we made a break for.. The were two zobies ahead of us and one behind us.... we needed to figure out a way to lose them or even better DESTROY them... one approached steve giving me a chance to break away steve jotted to the left and then jolted to the right the zombie was to low and broke both his ankles steve quickly curb checked the crap out of the hopeless zombie destroying its zombieness forever.... one down and two to go we were getting closer to our destination... we still had a zombie on our tail and a one ahead me steve noticed bicycle rack ahead and noticed it was full of hip fixed gear bicycles and hurry and tore the spokes off a few of them as we dashed past... we had to act quick so me and steve decided to put our mighty duck powers to the test and separated to destroy the zombies... steve ran straight up a light pole doing a quadruple backflip 1080 and stunning the zombie by stabbing it right in the heart destroying the 2nd zombie... i decide to launch myself into the earths external atmosphere by launching off a fire hydrant and doing a chuck norris 1260 off a stop light and stabbed the last zombie right in the face... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! steve and I exchanged high fives as we entered the holy Wendy's .. so steve and i treated ourselves to some junior bacons and a safe rest of the night at steves Crib........ talk about another night of defeating evil and mystic creatures... from that night forward me and steve decided to really watch our backs if we ever had to be in zoobie town at such a time again....The End..

Story key
Cougar Town-Home of the Brigham Young University Cougars
Mongo- Wacky way of skateboarding
Zoobies-clever name for byu students
Soaking-look up definition at www. urbandictionary. com!!
Chuck Norris-the most badass actor/booty kicker of all time, fully equipt with the best mustache of mankind.

tis the SPOOOOOOOKY SEASON/ MONSTER MASH

2008-10-12T18:30:00.000-07:00

holloween is the best! if you deny it i will come over there hand you a knuckle sandwich. you will be lying if you say you dont like free treats, ZANY costumes, cold weather approaching, great 80s music like dead mans party, pumpkins, and last but not least FESTIVE CEREAL! but this blog i would like to focus on festive cereal. these cereals including count chocula, boo berry, and franken berry. They are the best things that god and general meals have ever created.

I have heard of many house holds who take the cereal out of the boxes, to pour them into containers, or just leave them in bags, so i have provided you visual refrence for when your hungry.

Count Chocula: The accepted leader of the Monster Cereal Trio, Count Chocula is also the only one blessed by being sold all year. Franken Berry comes and goes, while Boo Berry only turns up for four hours on October 12th before vanishing again and swearing on Ma Boo's grave that he never came to begin with. Chocolate to the core with marshmallows three shades lighter than the kibble, Count Chocula has always been my personal favorite.

I always swallow Franken Berry with glee sheerly for the merits of it being Franken Berry. One of the few surviving all-strawberry kid cereals on the market, the pink beast graciously accepts that his role has been diminished, showing no signs of ill-will towards the Count for having to sit in a dark cave from November through September. A bit cautious and wimpy in the old commercials, Franken Berry nonetheless charmed children everywhere with his head-clock accessory and unending supply of marshmallows.

Boo Berry: The mysterious and misunderstood Boo Berry has long been the rogue of the trio, outlasting Frute Brute and Fruity Mummy, but unable to capture worldwide affections on levels necessary to stay available all year. Strictly sold during the Halloween season nowadays, Boo Berry has evolved from a crude, bored blue ghoul with a strong white outline to a happy, hip Casper ripoff with a nominal white outline. The cereal has a much stronger flavor that you might imagine; it's probably the most mouth-explosive of the trio, and is often celebrated among underground fetishist circles for adding a neon green tint to one's feces. Yeah Boo, you rock the party.

i have provided you with a top secret recepie for your hunger needs

THE MONSTER MASH!!!

1 cup franken berry
1 cup count chocula
1 cup boo berry
20 Oz milk

you can only make the monster mash around halloween time, so keep that in mind. Unless you load up on the cerals during the spooky season, to eat them at a later time. you pour the franken berry count chocula and boo berry and a large, but small bowl. the ghouls and ghosts will help you mix them togeather with your "clean" hands or spoon. once mixed togeather you pour the milk on slowly making the best BREAKFEAST TREAT of your life!!
p.s. its a special treat if you eat it wile watching the movie "WEIRD SCIENCE"

It can, and the results are nothing short of life-threateningly exciting. I can't believe I've lived on this planet for two and a half decades and never once thought to merge all three Monster Cereals into one happy bowl of Halloween doom. General Mills should sooo follow suit and market the stuff as Monster Mash Cereal. It could start a whole new breakfast revolution, giving off the kind of morning meal shockwaves that haven't been felt since the Honey Nut Cheerios Bee persuaded Scrooge to stop being an asshole. Of course, I expect 10% of gross profits for conceiving this idea which I'm sure not a single person ever has ever had before. Don't lie.

Each spoonful is a new surprise, Happy Halloween.

now go get full, and scared.!

skateboarding is sweet

2008-10-09T01:44:00.000-07:00

i figured out that skateboarding is probably the coolest thing to do

im a tourist

2008-10-03T19:49:00.000-07:00

austin and I planned this trip to califorina/mexico last second. Since we are poor college students we would attempt to eat cheap, and draft behind deisels for good gas mileage. we did tons of fun things such as skating rob park, boogie boarding, sand castle making, we even caught crabs? and thank you kelly, eric, and genetelia truntchbowl for everything if you read this!

us living on the edge(drafting)

ocean beach has tons of hippies

the roller coaster at mission beach

coronado

the pier

Tiajuana

mike banda AKA: badass

2008-09-29T20:15:00.000-07:00

banta i knew you where clever, but i didnt know you where this clever. if you didnt know, banta got busted for dealing drugs through a squeeler at the highschool. he has had his phone taken away, and hasnt talked to anyone until he got on myspace to write this great great bulliten titled Kankle is a bitch (kankle is referring to officer kankle, the school cop) enjoy.

hey everyone if you need any drungs DO NOT call me! and just so everyone knows what happend, i got fucked by the long dick of the law and then i got fucked again by the even longer dick of of my parents. so i probably wont be talking to any of you for a while if ever again.

and dont do drugs either unless your addicted already, and if that is the case dont get cought!!

oh ya and whoever told kankle that i sell drugs, FUCK YOU!! and i hope karma gets you killed you BITCH!

PS> jasen richy and colton palmer suck fat ass dick not to mention each others so if one of you two read this FUCK YOU CUNT! haha your both fuckk ass pussy's! so keep suckin your dick ass wholes haha and im not joking either! =)=)=)

its like a picture book ON STEROIDS!!

2008-09-29T17:30:00.000-07:00

As i have recently been moving, parting my ways from the mom and pops i have not had time to write in my party journal. Luckily my good friend Jeremy (pronounced with a soft J) came over to get me up and running, well i might not just say he came over, because i had to lure him over, by bribing him with DEATH STIX. I try not to help people get ahold of these so called DEATH STIX, because they will kill ya yaddadimean? but i just had to get them for him because as much as he may or may not be addicted to DEATH STIX, is maybe as much as i may be addicted to this world wide web. THANKS YAIREMY.

So i have been doing very many things now being a man of freedom. i have been searching the world for items to spice up my bachelor pad if you will. that said i am thinking i may go to the local deseret industries to see if i can find some rico suave shizza, i also hear they have love potion number 9 there. maybe in the future in my blog i will put a photo of my pad, and we will see how that love potion number 9 works out

first things first. there was a snowboarding premier at my place of schooling UVU it was it was 2 well anticipated films by the mack dawg production company, Double Decade and Down with People. pretty much Double Decade was decent, and Down with People kicked all to the n-the degree. it was full of badasses, and you know how much i love badasses!

preparing for the movies to start!! WOO HOO

since last time i have written i have done many other feats of fun. this weekend was a hollapalooza of activities, it all started out with a camping trip, this camping trip was no ordanary camping, it was like CAMPING ON STEROIDS!! we got their at 1 am completely unprepared for the nights events. these events that took place included unwelcome predators: FREAKIN PIG SCUM oink oink, and racoons the size of elephants. you heard me corectly! THE SIZE OF ELEPHANTS!! and even forest rangers that woke up on the wrong side of the bed. talk about mean. in the end we all had dirty hair a 120 dollar ticket, bellies full of one man band, and great stories to tell. thanks courtny1, courtny2+bff=love, laura, brandon, tyler, paige, subrina, ezra, austin, and rocky the racoon and friends!

ezra and i, doin what we do best!

KEEP ME WARM!!

the next day was SEGO festival some friends and i started with a bike ride to rock canyon ampitheater where awaiting where several local musicians, some where good, some where bad, and some where FREAKIN WAY GOOD, with fake alchahol and really really really cute dancing girls on the side. this night ended with some dancing at forest world sore legs.

the castle stage

jake and i tryin to look cool

JP Haynie at the hippie stage

cute girls like anime

ratts nest

the day of jesuses came around and me and trevor made it to david farmers mission farewhell. he will be well missed, some small talk was traded then we left our ways, only to meet around 5 to go to the SIGUR ROS concert, we traveled a ways to the large and in charge saltair where the show was to happen. we got there and ben accadently locked the keys in the trunk, we proceded to break the window to get the keys out, and we all new that this was our bad luck for going on sunday. we got the keys and went to the venue, sigur ros was amazing and now i can die happy. we made it home at a decent hour, all to go to sleep and wake up for school the next morning. pictures will be posted in the near future.

it is monday now and austin and i have big plans for the week! we have been e-babbay babbaying some COMPLETLEY random items for gas money to drive to ocean beach califorina where my sisters humble house hold is waiting for us to stay, we will live like vagabond gypsies for a few days, skate boarding and going to mexico. i will update you, or maybe just me with photos. ECT! im very excite!

-love borat sagadiev

_____ drugs and rock and roll

2008-09-23T12:02:00.000-07:00

you may have wondered about this title seeing i left the word sex out of it. i did this because i wanted to post a blog about sex drugs and rock and roll. but i dont really know about sex so i will just skip it. So recently i have learned about a traveling show preformed in the ninteen seventies. This was no ordanary show, the bands participating in this show rode a train throughout canada stopping the train at the venues played, and also stoping the train and places the band members wanted to stop, such as historical towns, and liquor stores. the bands involved in this festival express where including The Greatful Dead(with Jerry Garcia), The Buddy Guy blues band, Sha Na Na, and even janis joplin. The footage floating around of this festival is really sweet! and it all over youtube! haha HIPPIES ROCK!

this is a clip of those crazy hippie musicians probably high on booze making music on the train traveling to their next show

the greatful dead

janice joplin-watch her spaz its sweet!

wake me up when september ends

2008-09-21T21:46:00.001-07:00

Dane is a great friend of mine. he has cleverly worded and posted this bullaton on myspace i think its quite funny and i hope you enjoy as well.

i bet you 5 thousand dollars Mr. STEVEN D! Mr. skateboarding OG! Mr. Tell me what to throw and i'll throw it down within three! MR. Tight pants WIDE stance! Mr. "that one scared me" when really WE ALL KNOW it not only didnt scare you but you had already landed it on demand all day since the 9TH GRADE! Mr. DECLINE! Mr. WWJD Mr. tramp skate legend! Mr. PARK CITY more than school or work or anything! Mr. Cover of Steez magazine! Mr. "dane are you alright man? your leg looks a little.. woobly doobly... and your foot is facing the complete opposite direction it should be.. that cant be normal... ME? im totally fine and so is corey so i'll stay with you and your broken ass leg while corey goes and gets his mom and some advil if your lucky" hahahahaha love you man. Mr. SON OF WAYNE haha everything i said about you being a phoney was OBVIOUSLY a joke and put to shame a long long time ago so im posting another bulletin to set the record straight! your a pro at all you do and i thank you for dragging me along all the years forcing me to commit and gain merely HALF of your skills simply by osmosis and imitation... but you see... my name is ALSO stephen D... and i'll be taking that 5 thousand dollars you owe me in all Washingtons ... CUZ IM GONNA MAKE IT RAAAIIIN, SUCKA!!!!!
Bringing utah county outta the drought for good!!!

LO
VE

call me anytime you wanna throw down, steve.

i'll be there so quick!
lets skate the pain away.

summer has come! The snow has melted.

so,
im sure i'll be seein you soon. takin the streets back one terrible excruciating injury at a time.

In the name of her.

peace!

stuck in the slammajamma

2008-09-21T11:26:00.000-07:00

max

In my mind blogging seems to be some sort of a journal, a psycadelic technological journal of coolness, because noeone wants to get a pencil and sit down with a little book to write in, at least i do not feel like doing that. It is much more pleasent listening to my favorite jams, talking to friends, and right now smelling the sweet scent of my mothers home cooked sunday meal! as writing this i have learned from my mom that my brother is back in the slammer. TALK ABOUT BUSTED! I dont believe I am as sad as i should be, because he has been there numerous times and it didnt come as a suprise, also because Mo (Morgan Jennings) called me late on saturday telling me he saw someone that looked like my brother getting arrested in P.G. So i knew it may have happend. My brother is way cool and we will see eventually how long he will be in there for, hey and at least he left his slayer shirt for me to take care of!!??

AUSTIN..........

2008-09-20T16:54:00.001-07:00

I jumped on the band wagon. now lets take some gad jam photos for this shizzle

P.S. i cant get enough of this video

hardy har har

2008-09-20T16:38:00.000-07:00

this snowboarding teaser is one of my favorites woot woot

blogs seem to be the thing of the future

2008-09-20T15:41:00.000-07:00

-HELLO I AM STEVEN-

As technology advances i believe that my mind advances. first internet came out, then I made an e-mail account to get take advantage of this new technology, then i started using internet messaging. Next Tom and God teamed up to make myspace (a place for friends) people eventually told me this was for little kids, and that facebook was cool. So i did that shiznit. leading me right to this. FREAKIN BLEEGGNOG BLOGGING. we will see how this compares